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FUNNY SIGNBOARDS
Sunday, October 3, 2010 @ 6:31 AM
Funny signboards......enjoy !!!! In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" A sign on the back shield of a car: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR SHOULD I DRIVE BY AGAIN? On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed." Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push." At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of a funeral home:"Drive carefully. We'll wait." On a California freeway: Fine for Littering In a Kansas City oculist's office: Broken lenses duplicated here In a barbershop: During vacation of owner, a competent hair stylist will be here At a bookstore: Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges. Seen at a Railway Station.Aana free, jaana free, Pakdhe gaye to khana free Sign at a barber's saloon in DelhiWe need your heads to run our business Notice at a barber's shop:Haircut for Rs 15/- . Children for Rs 10/- Notice in the toiletThis urinal is out of order - Kindly use the floor below. Sign in a restaurant:All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the manager Seen on a bulletin board:Sucess is relative.More the success, more the relatives. |