Dear friends,
Friday, December 14, 2012 @ 2:30 AM
I get bored easily and "maybe" that's why i've a blog. Maybe. If you know me well, you'll realize that the conversations I have when im bored are either pointless or dirty. That is all just because im bored. Some of my friends get it and some don't. For those who don't get it, let me tell you all something. Having horny conversations doesn't necessarily mean that im horny (not because im ashamed of being horny or smth, it's just a fact). There's a reason why im bored. I've nothing knowledgeable or anything important running in my mind (kids, these are the side effects of not studying). Okay, since we are at this topic, I've a confession. I've NEVER (using caps to emphasise!) watched porn or visited a porn website in my life and im not ashamed to admit it. In fact, there's nothing to be ashamed of anyway. Like I said, I get bored easily but not every bored person and their horny conversations should be associated with watching porn. It's not true ! All my other horny friends ( yes, genuine horny people ) love to accuse me saying that i've watched porn and am naturally horny because I talk about dirty stuff. Bitches please, im sorry that you guys need to watch porn to come up with horny conversations but I was gifted with this talent. So, deal with it. I will watch porn, when I finally decide to. Not sure when, but I will. Oh and for all of you who wondered how exactly I know certain stuff that usually people who watch porn only knows, im open to conversations about any kind of things. Therefore, I learn new things every new conversations. Simple. So please, my dearest friends that I sincerely love, stop accusing me. When I finally watch porn and decide to finger myself, I'll let you all know. Till then, please be patient. Thanks :)
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